Citat "Into The Wild" 4x13
Damon: I'll stay here to make sure you're not lying.
Damon: What about me?
Rebekah: You have a nice behind.
Rebekah: I'm stronger than you. I'm faster than you. And I'm quite certain I can charm the islanders a lot easier than you.
Elena: Not disagreeing on the easy part.
Stefan: All right. We get it. You two hate each other. Can we just keep going, please?
Citat "A View To Kill" 4x12
Elena: Probably, yes.
Damon: Do you know how hard it is to get these XBox brains to focus?
Rebekah: Funny.
Damon: It's one of his trademarks. Like his brooding and his hair.
Rebekah [to Stefan]: What’s going on with you? You’re fun tonight.
Citat 4x11 "Catch Me If You Can"
Rebekah: Burn in Hell.
Citat "After School Special" 4x10
Elena: It's the most real thing I've ever felt in my entire life. I love you, Damon.
Rebekah: Do you still love Stefan?
Elena: Yes.
Rebekah: Are you still in love with Stefan?
Elena: No.
Elena [om Stefan]: When he looks at me, all he see is a broken toy.
Citat "O Come, All Ye Faithful" 4x09
Damon: Try the sock drawer. People leave the sketchiest things in the sock drawer.
Damon: I want to throw you back in my bed and never let you leave.
Elena: So do it.
Klaus: Sounds like quite the chore, which is why I feel perfectly justified doing a little charity work.
Klaus: And you're all he has. There's a beautiful symmetry to that, don't you think?
Citat 4x07 "My Brother's Keeper"
Damon: You want to know what I think? I don't think I've ever seen you more alive.
Elena: My brother wants to kill me.
Damon: Welcome to the club.
Elena [to Stefan]: You don't need to love me like this. This is who I am now. The old Elena died when she went off that bridge. Let her go.
Klaus: Let me get you a drink. And I'll tell you all about being the bad guy.
Stelena ♥ (Spoiler)
Citat ur 4x06
Damon: Easy, Van Helsing.
Damon: Long story. Buy the e-book.
Elena: I don't trust him right now.
Damon: P.S. I called Stefan.
Citat ur "The Killer" 4x05
Elena: No, Damon. I didn't tell him I got high on blood like some dirty crackhead and then Dirty Danced with you.
Stefan: This is the most important thing that I have ever asked you to do. I just need you to trust me. Please.
Citat ur 4x02 "Memorial"
Damon: [on Elena] "You better hope she`s not a fan of Bambi."
Elena: "All I can think about it your hands on my body."
Stefan: "Everything is heightened. Taste. Smell. Sight. Touch."
Damon: "The council`s dead, Liz. I see that as a win."
Liz: "I`ve known some of the council since I was a kid. They were my friends."
Damon: "Well, your friends tried to kill your daughter."
Matt: "If there’s anything I can do, you know, short of giving her a ride, you’ll let me know, right? I’m only alive because she told Stefan to save me first. She’s vampire because of me, so I’d like to pay it back or forward … or whatever."
Elena: "You`re so cheery."
Stefan: "Yeah, because you`re here. And you`re alive. Ish."
Damon: “That seat’s taken.”
Elena: “There’s no one there.”
Damon: “Well, I’m just going to pretend like there’s someone there because the alternative is too damn depressing.”
Damon: "Am I wearing my `I blew up the Council` t-shirt?"
Damon: "Pick your meal. You`ve got Asian fusion... Mexican... What about some good old American comfort food?"
Damon: "Just don`t tell Stefan."
Elena: "Why not?"
Damon: "Because blood sharing is kind of... personal."
Caroline: "This is wrong. A bunch of people died and we`re having sex."
Tyler: "Grief sex. It`s healthy."
Caroline: "It`s selfish."
Tyler: "It`s natural. Besides if we stopped having sex every time somebody died in this town, we`d explode."
Stefan: "Bonnie, I know you`re in there. I can hear you breathing."
Stefan: “I think we have a new vampire hunter in town."
Bonnie: “Oh, that’s bad timing.”
Damon: “Your four-legged protein shake was a bust; the juice box is a no-go. She can’t even keep my blood down.”
Stefan: "She drank from you?"
Damon: "Oops. Did I say that out loud?"
Stefan: “We’re finishing the memorial we didn’t get to have earlier. We need to start healing. We’ve all lost so much, especially recently. We think we’re numb through it. We push it away, we make a joke out of it. We know how we feel. Maybe we should let ourselves grieve.”
Stefan: "This is for my uncle Zach, and my friend Lexi. For Alaric.
Matt: "This is for Vicky."
Caroline: "This is for my dad, and Tyler’s."
Jeremy: "This is for our parents, for Vicky, Anna, Jenna… Alaric."
Bonnie: "This is for my grams.
Elena: "This is for my mom, my dad, and Jenna… everyone you’ve all lost, everyone this town has lost… and for me. I guess."
Citat 4x01 "Growing Pains"
Damon: "Alive? Ask Stefan. The hero."
Damon: "Save you? He didn`t."
Stefan: "Maybe it doesn`t have to. I talked to Bonnie. She says she is stronger than ever. There might be something she can do to help you."
Damon: "And now the world has one more quaterback. Bravo, brother."
Stefan: "It`s disgusting."
Elena: "No, it`s..."
Stefan: "Disgusting."
Elena: "Yeah, I`m gonna puke."
Klaus [in Tyler`s body]: "I don`t know, love. Did I?"
Citat - Heart of Darkness 3x19
Damon: "Well, didn’t you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?"
Elena: "Not helping."
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Damon citat - Säsong 3
Damon: Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on Earth?
Damon: How many dessicated hybrids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Damon: I do stupid things, Bonnie... like let my friend die with dignity when I should have just killed him.
Stefan: What's the point of the jailbreak?
Damon: I thought you needed a hug, Stefan
Damon: Sorry I killed you... twice.
Alaric: So I have to actually die to get a real apology out of you.
Damon: Don't be a d**k. Listen to your sister.
Damon: Didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?
Damon: She's lonely, desperate.
Caroline: Clearly. She slept with you.
Damon: We’re vampires Elena. We need human blood to survive. We’re predators. Not puppies.
Damon: Ric, the world can't stop just because you're an accidental serial killer.
Damon: Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.
Damon: I am forming a secret contingency plan.
Elena: What is it?
Damon: If I told you, it wouldn't a secret.
Elena: If you're mad at me, Damon, you need to get over it.
Damon: Oh, I'm over it.
Damon: I'm mad at you because I love you.
Elena: Well maybe that's the problem.
Damon: Can we go back in time to the old Stefan, who cared if Elena lived or died?
Stefan: What for? It's your job now.
Damon: Hey Stef, remember when you killed dad?
Bonnie: What's going on with you two?
Damon: We kissed. Now it's weird.
Alaric: Something's up with Elena. You know what it is?
Damon: I'm sure it starts with a Stef. And ends in an "an."
Klaus: My sister has gone missing.
Damon: Cute. Blonde bombshell. Psycho. Shouldn't be too hard to find.
Damon: I can't drink all this by myself. I mean, I can. But then someone is getting naked.
Damon: What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re not supposed to witchy migraine me.
Bonnie: You’re not supposed to kill Tyler.
Damon: I'd offer you a drink, but Katherine tells me you're more of a vampire-on-the-rocks kind of guy.
Damon: It's very Katherine of you.
Elena: Not the way to make me feel better about myself.
Damon: It was a compliment. Sort of.
Damon: You’re right. I didn’t have to kill you. I do a lot of things I don’t have to do.
Damon: Tyler can't be helped, at least now while Klaus is alive. Which is, like, always.
Damon [to Elena]: I promise you. I will never leave you again.
Caroline: How do I fix him?
Damon: Get a new boyfriend.
Damon: Stop being cute.
Katherine: I can't help it.
Damon: I'm stronger than you, girl.
Caroline: Well, I'm angrier!
Elena: It's an old family recipe, okay?
Damon: I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.
Damon [to Elena]: You know you were dreaming about me.
Elena: You've been dodging my calls.
Damon: Busy day. Dead fake girlfriend and all.
Damon: Stefan is gone. And I don't mean geographically.
Damon: Not cool, brother.
Stefan: Come one. A little bit cool, no?
Damon: It's your party. You can cry if you want to.
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Asså jag bara älskar Damon! /Emelie
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Damons top 11 spydiga kommentarer - The Departed
11. Beslut är beslut
Bonnie: It was her call.
Damon: You know what else was her call? Every bad thing ever.
10. Dude!
Damon (när Klaus ögon öppnas): Whoa. Creepy.
9. Jag älskar dig också, bror
Damon (to Stefan): Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on earth?
8. Tur i lottningen
Damon: Our life is one big proverbial coin toss.
7. Lagrings utrymme
Damon: Mini fridge. Couple of birdcages. Box full of Playboys. One beef-jerkified Original.
6. Så han kan bli svag
Damon: I was going to use Unit 666 but I figured that would be a little obvious.
5. Otålig
Damon: Just jam the witch locator... bat signal... whatever and get on with it, Bonnie!
4. Efterklokhet är 20/20
Stefan: What would you have done, Damon?
Damon: Grabbed her. Gagged her. Throw her in a well. I don’t know — anything other than let her trust Elijah.
Stefan: You know she’d just hate you for it, right?
Damon: Yeah, but she’d be alive, hating me. Thus the eternal difference between you and me, brother.
3. Hejdå, älskling
Damon: Well, I guess you’ll just have to say goodbye for both of us. Call me if you cough up a lung.
2. Konstatera det uppenbara
Damon (to Alaric): I see you’re still pissed. I take it goldilocks gave you the slip.
1. Inte spydigt - bara ledsamt
Damon (to Elena): I get it. Stefan. It’s always gonna be Stefan.
Citat - Topp 20
20. I do what I want
Bonnie: The spirits don’t get to tell me what to do anymore. I’m done getting pushed around by all of you.
19. True words
Klaus (to Caroline while in Tyler’s body): I’m a lost cause. But you’re strong and you have a beautiful future ahead of you.
18. Back in the day…
Elena: Jeremy locked himself in the bathroom again. Does he think we don’t know what he’s doing in there?
Aunt Jenna: Jeremy’s 14. They don’t think.
17. In other words “I love you, man!”
Damon (to Stefan): Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on earth?
16. He’s the law
Alaric: I’m getting this town back under control.
15. Bonnie saw it all coming!
Bonnie: Say what you want, but I’ve got a bad feeling about the bonfire tonight.
14. Choose or lose
Stefan: Nothing wrong with free will, Matt. Trust me. You don’t realize that until you lose it.
13. You call that a good deal?
Alaric: Find out where Klaus’s body is being hidden. I’ll kill him and all his siblings. Then when I die vampires will no longer exist.
Jeremy: But the only way for you to die is if Elena dies.
Alaric: Then lock me up. Have Bonnie put a spell on me like she did Klaus... Let Elena live a long, healthy human life. And when her life is over, mine will be too.
12. To quote Bon Jovi, “it’s my life…”
Tyler: This is our lives. Let me protect you.
Caroline: If we have to spend the rest of our lives running, I will run with you. But first I have to help my friends.
11. Can a girl get a moment alone with an Original?
Bonnie (to Damon about an incapacitated Klaus): Elena and Jeremy lost Jenna and Alaric because of him [Klaus]. Tyler’s a hybrid. My mother’s a vampire. Could you give me a minute to just to just appreciate the sight of him like this?
10. Tea party pooper
Matt: Sorry. I over-honeyed. I suck at tea.
9. Amen!
Elena: You should love the person that makes you glad to be alive.
8. A crazy kind of love
Elena: The problem is: Damon. When I’m with him he consumes me.
7. Stefan is his brother’s speaker
Damon: Well, I guess you’ll just have to say goodbye for both of us. Call me if you cough up a lung.
6. Choose and lose
Bonnie: It was her call.
Damon: You know what else was her call? Every bad thing ever.
5. So sarcastic
Rebekah (to Stefan): You’re alive. Congratulations.
4. Little did she know
Elena: It’s Mystic Falls. Nothing bad ever happens here.
3. ‘Ric’s got your back
Alaric’s ghost: I just want you to know that I will always be here to look after you, Jeremy. You never have to be alone.
2. The truth shall…
Elena: I care about you Damon, which is why I have to let you go. I mean, maybe if you and I had met first…
1. …break a heart
Damon: If it was just down to him and me and you had to make a choice who got the goodbye, who would it be?
Elena: I love him, Damon. He came into my life at a time when I needed someone and I fell for him instantly. No matter what I feel for you, I never unfall for him.
Damon: Yeah, I get it. Stefan. It’s always gonna be Stefan.
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Citat - "The Departed" 3x22
Damon: You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.
Elena: No matter what I feel for you, I never unfelt for him.
Elena: That's what love should be. You should love the person that makes you glad to be alive.
Stefan: I promise I will do everything in my power to make sure we all come back.
Bonnie: It was her call.
Damon: Know what else was her call? Every bad thing ever.
Tyler: We've gotta travel light. So what do you need?
Caroline: Just you. And maybe a curling iron.
Tyler [to Caroline]: Let me protect you.
Caroline: Want some tea? Maybe some vodka? Both will help you sleep.
Damon: Our life is one, big proverbial coin toss.
Damon [to Stefan]: Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on Earth?