2012-06-03 | 21:02:03 | Kategori: Citat
Damon citat - Säsong 3
Damon: You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.
Damon: Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on Earth?
Damon: How many dessicated hybrids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Damon: I do stupid things, Bonnie... like let my friend die with dignity when I should have just killed him.
Stefan: What's the point of the jailbreak?
Damon: I thought you needed a hug, Stefan
Damon: Sorry I killed you... twice.
Alaric: So I have to actually die to get a real apology out of you.
Damon: Don't be a d**k. Listen to your sister.
Damon: Didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?
Damon: She's lonely, desperate.
Caroline: Clearly. She slept with you.
Damon: We’re vampires Elena. We need human blood to survive. We’re predators. Not puppies.
Damon: Ric, the world can't stop just because you're an accidental serial killer.
Damon: Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.
Damon: I am forming a secret contingency plan.
Elena: What is it?
Damon: If I told you, it wouldn't a secret.
Elena: If you're mad at me, Damon, you need to get over it.
Damon: Oh, I'm over it.
Damon: I'm mad at you because I love you.
Elena: Well maybe that's the problem.
Damon: Can we go back in time to the old Stefan, who cared if Elena lived or died?
Stefan: What for? It's your job now.
Damon: Hey Stef, remember when you killed dad?
Bonnie: What's going on with you two?
Damon: We kissed. Now it's weird.
Alaric: Something's up with Elena. You know what it is?
Damon: I'm sure it starts with a Stef. And ends in an "an."
Klaus: My sister has gone missing.
Damon: Cute. Blonde bombshell. Psycho. Shouldn't be too hard to find.
Damon: I can't drink all this by myself. I mean, I can. But then someone is getting naked.
Damon: What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re not supposed to witchy migraine me.
Bonnie: You’re not supposed to kill Tyler.
Damon: I'd offer you a drink, but Katherine tells me you're more of a vampire-on-the-rocks kind of guy.
Damon: It's very Katherine of you.
Elena: Not the way to make me feel better about myself.
Damon: It was a compliment. Sort of.
Damon: You’re right. I didn’t have to kill you. I do a lot of things I don’t have to do.
Damon: Tyler can't be helped, at least now while Klaus is alive. Which is, like, always.
Damon [to Elena]: I promise you. I will never leave you again.
Caroline: How do I fix him?
Damon: Get a new boyfriend.
Damon: Stop being cute.
Katherine: I can't help it.
Damon: I'm stronger than you, girl.
Caroline: Well, I'm angrier!
Elena: It's an old family recipe, okay?
Damon: I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.
Damon [to Elena]: You know you were dreaming about me.
Elena: You've been dodging my calls.
Damon: Busy day. Dead fake girlfriend and all.
Damon: Stefan is gone. And I don't mean geographically.
Damon: Not cool, brother.
Stefan: Come one. A little bit cool, no?
Damon: It's your party. You can cry if you want to.
Damon: Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on Earth?
Damon: How many dessicated hybrids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Damon: I do stupid things, Bonnie... like let my friend die with dignity when I should have just killed him.
Stefan: What's the point of the jailbreak?
Damon: I thought you needed a hug, Stefan
Damon: Sorry I killed you... twice.
Alaric: So I have to actually die to get a real apology out of you.
Damon: Don't be a d**k. Listen to your sister.
Damon: Didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?
Damon: She's lonely, desperate.
Caroline: Clearly. She slept with you.
Damon: We’re vampires Elena. We need human blood to survive. We’re predators. Not puppies.
Damon: Ric, the world can't stop just because you're an accidental serial killer.
Damon: Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.
Damon: I am forming a secret contingency plan.
Elena: What is it?
Damon: If I told you, it wouldn't a secret.
Elena: If you're mad at me, Damon, you need to get over it.
Damon: Oh, I'm over it.
Damon: I'm mad at you because I love you.
Elena: Well maybe that's the problem.
Damon: Can we go back in time to the old Stefan, who cared if Elena lived or died?
Stefan: What for? It's your job now.
Damon: Hey Stef, remember when you killed dad?
Bonnie: What's going on with you two?
Damon: We kissed. Now it's weird.
Alaric: Something's up with Elena. You know what it is?
Damon: I'm sure it starts with a Stef. And ends in an "an."
Klaus: My sister has gone missing.
Damon: Cute. Blonde bombshell. Psycho. Shouldn't be too hard to find.
Damon: I can't drink all this by myself. I mean, I can. But then someone is getting naked.
Damon: What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re not supposed to witchy migraine me.
Bonnie: You’re not supposed to kill Tyler.
Damon: I'd offer you a drink, but Katherine tells me you're more of a vampire-on-the-rocks kind of guy.
Damon: It's very Katherine of you.
Elena: Not the way to make me feel better about myself.
Damon: It was a compliment. Sort of.
Damon: You’re right. I didn’t have to kill you. I do a lot of things I don’t have to do.
Damon: Tyler can't be helped, at least now while Klaus is alive. Which is, like, always.
Damon [to Elena]: I promise you. I will never leave you again.
Caroline: How do I fix him?
Damon: Get a new boyfriend.
Damon: Stop being cute.
Katherine: I can't help it.
Damon: I'm stronger than you, girl.
Caroline: Well, I'm angrier!
Elena: It's an old family recipe, okay?
Damon: I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.
Damon [to Elena]: You know you were dreaming about me.
Elena: You've been dodging my calls.
Damon: Busy day. Dead fake girlfriend and all.
Damon: Stefan is gone. And I don't mean geographically.
Damon: Not cool, brother.
Stefan: Come one. A little bit cool, no?
Damon: It's your party. You can cry if you want to.
