Your Swedish Update About The Vampire Diaries

Damon: Sure, Stefan. Since you asked, I'd be happy to go on a suicide mission  with you for a potentially non-existent cure. No problem!

 

Elena: Dear Diary, I know it's been awhile. A long while.

 

Damon: Is that where you've been all morning, out buying bossypants?

 

Damon: Since when do we team up with Klaus and the Lollipop Guild?

 

Damon [to Elena]: For someone who doesn't wanna be like me, you sure are good at  it.

Elena: No, Damon. I didn't tell him I got high on blood like some dirty crackhead and then Dirty Danced with you.

 

Hayley: Yeah, I don't do teen drama. Take it up with Ty.

Stefan: This is the most important thing that I have ever asked you to do. I  just need you to trust me. Please.