Elena: She’s a thousand-year-old vampire who’s joined the cheerleading squad. There’s a whole different set of rules in play here.
Stefan: What's the point of the jailbreak?
Damon: I thought you needed a hug, Stefan
Mikael [to Klaus]: Some days, it's a miracle you're still alive. Boy
Damon: I went behind your back. I freed Stefan. And you know what? It backfired. He’s an even bigger d**k than ever. It’s just, now, he’s a d**k that’s on our side
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Damon: You really have given up.
Stefan: Actually, this is my happy face