2013-02-10 | 10:42:00 | Kategori: Citat

Citat "Into The Wild" 4x13

Tyler: Morning, sunshine. You look pathetic.
Shane: I believe in magic.
Damon: Everything changes tomorrow. It'll be all unicorns and rainbows.
Caroline [to Klaus]: You are not even worth the calories I burn talking to you.
Rebekah: It's all an act, Stefan. Being a vampire is miserable. I would give  anything to be human.
Shane: I'll stay here to make sure she's safe.
Damon: I'll stay here to make  sure you're not lying.
Rebekah: I'm merely stating the facts. Jeremy has the spell on his body.  Bonnie's the witch that unseals the cure. Shane is the human compass. You and I  have the tombstone which does God knows what. And Elena has no point.
Damon:  What about me?
Rebekah: You have a nice behind.
Elena: I'm sorry. And how are you helping?
Rebekah: I'm stronger than you.  I'm faster than you. And I'm quite certain I can charm the islanders a lot  easier than you.
Elena: Not disagreeing on the easy part.
Stefan: All  right. We get it. You two hate each other. Can we just keep going, please?
2013-02-02 | 17:20:00 | Kategori: Citat

Citat "A View To Kill" 4x12

Elena: Train yourself to do some dishes.
Bonnie: Do you think Caroline will notice if there are only 89 red balloons?
Elena: Probably, yes.

Damon: Do you know how hard it is to get these XBox brains to focus?
Damon [to Klaus]: You do bad things for no reason. You do them to be a d**k...  if you're gonna be bad, be bad with purpose.
Kol: They say if Silas rises, he'll unleash Hell on earth. I happen to like  earth the way it is.
Stefan: I hope you like The Cure.
Rebekah: Funny.
Klaus: Your brother's lack of communication is infuriating.
Damon: It's one  of his trademarks. Like his brooding and his hair.
Kol [to Elena]: So are we going to talk about Silas? Or just jibber jabber?
Abby: My daughter is done helping Elena Gilbert.

 Rebekah [to Stefan]: What’s going on with you? You’re fun tonight.
Damon [to Klaus]: If you’re going to be bad, be bad with purpose. Otherwise you’re not worth forgiving.
Stefan [about the Originals]: They may be dysfunctional, bickering lunatics, but they stick together no matter what.
2013-01-25 | 20:02:00 | Kategori: Citat

Citat 4x11 "Catch Me If You Can"

Jeremy [to Klaus]: I don't take orders from you, d**k.
Stefan: I know you were daggered for a little while... but knocking is still a  thing.
Damon: We're not gonna back off the cure because you were told one too man scary  stories, idiot.
Rebekah: Love and caring ruins you.
Stefan: Sex wasn't good because we didn't care. It was good because you were  crazy. Crazy sex is always good.
Klaus: I think you need a lesson in how to dagger a sibling.
Rebekah: Burn in  Hell.
Stefan: This will be the second time Damon has tried to kill Jeremy. I guess  nobody's perfect, right?
Stefan: You don't know what I look like when I'm not in love with you.
2013-01-18 | 16:37:00 | Kategori: Citat

Citat "After School Special" 4x10

Stefan: Listen, I hate my brother. And you hate yours. But Damon's got Jeremy. Klaus has the sword. And Shane has Bonnie. You and I are the only ones left with nothing. You said it yourself, right? Whoever finds the cure first gets to decide what to do with it. So what do you say? You want to be partners?

Elena: It's the most real thing I've ever felt in my entire life. I love you, Damon.

Rebekah: Do you still love Stefan?
Elena: Yes.
Rebekah: Are you still in love with Stefan?
Elena: No.

Elena [om Stefan]: When he looks at me, all he see is a broken toy.
Rebekah: So, vampire Elena is a trollop who likes bad boys, which explains why Stefan reeks of alcohol.

2013-01-06 | 16:31:00 | Kategori: Citat

Citat "O Come, All Ye Faithful" 4x09

Damon [to Elena]: This would be so much more fun if we were naked.
Damon: What the Hell is Professor Shady Pants doing here?

Damon: Try the sock drawer. People leave the sketchiest things in the sock  drawer.
Damon: You're not allowed to feel this sorry for yourself, unless you're sitting  on a bar stool. Fortunately, I travel with a bar.
Klaus: Loneliness, Stefan. That's why me and you memorialize the dead.
Caroline: Is this you in crisis mode? Because it's a lot more subtle than mine.
Elena: So what do you want to do?
Damon: I want to throw you back in my bed  and never let you leave.
Elena: So do it.
Stefan: Well, Jeremy is the hunter, and he has to keep killing vampires to  complete his mark, but we can't quite figure out how to keep him from killing  us.
Klaus: Sounds like quite the chore, which is why I feel perfectly  justified doing a little charity work.
Caroline: If I'm gonna be a friend in your time of need then you need to work on  your punctuality.
Jeremy: She ruined our lives. She's not even my real sister. She's just the  reason that everyone I've ever loved has died. She means nothing to me. I will  kill her even if that means I die myself.
Elena: Last time I was here I was so completely in love with Stefan. Now that's  barely a memory. Is that the sire bond or just that I'm so happy to be here with you?
Damon: I'm setting you free, Elena. This is what I want. This is what will make  me happy.
Mayor Lockwood: Klaus, please, don't hurt him. He's my son. He's all I have.
Klaus: And you're all he has. There's a beautiful symmetry to that, don't you  think?
2012-12-02 | 13:21:00 | Kategori: Citat

Citat 4x07 "My Brother's Keeper"

Elena: Jeremy can't live with me, Stefan wants to fix me, and Caroline flat out  admitted that she doesn't like me this way. Think it's safe to say that I'm not  so great at this vampire thing.
Damon: You want to know what I think? I don't  think I've ever seen you more alive.

Elena: My brother wants to kill me.
Damon: Welcome to the club.

Elena [to Stefan]: You don't need to love me like this. This is who I am now.  The old Elena died when she went off that bridge. Let her go.
Caroline: How did I become the bad guy?
Klaus: Let me get you a drink. And  I'll tell you all about being the bad guy.
Stefan [to Damon]: Let's not pretend like this isn't the best day of your life.

2012-12-01 | 12:24:42 | Kategori: Allmänt

Stelena ♥ (Spoiler)

"He would never give up on me, I’m not gonna give up on him” despite everything he did, she didn’t let go and she continued to fight for the man that she loves. She had hope, and I think this season the roles will be reversed. Like she said, he wouldn’t just give up on her.
Hittade detta på tumblr och tyckte det var så bra så jag var tvungen att lägga upp det Stelena forever! ♥

2012-11-18 | 13:34:00 | Kategori: Citat

Citat ur 4x06

Damon: You know what they say about teenage suicide... don't do it.
Klaus: Caroline, you're beautiful. But if you don't stop talking, I will kill  you.
Jeremy: Give me a stake. I'll kill Damon right now.
Damon: Easy, Van  Helsing.
Katherine: You're a monster, Elena. You deserve to die.
Damon: How does Klaus know anything? The guy's liked a billion years old.
Stefan [to Klaus]: You're using your calm voice today. Who's getting killed?
Jeremy: What happened?
Damon: Long story. Buy the e-book.
Damon: You should have called Stefan.
Elena: I don't trust him right now.
Damon: P.S. I called Stefan.
2012-11-12 | 17:23:00 | Kategori: Citat

Citat ur "The Killer" 4x05

Damon: Sure, Stefan. Since you asked, I'd be happy to go on a suicide mission  with you for a potentially non-existent cure. No problem!
Elena: Dear Diary, I know it's been awhile. A long while.
Damon: Is that where you've been all morning, out buying bossypants?
Damon: Since when do we team up with Klaus and the Lollipop Guild?
Damon [to Elena]: For someone who doesn't wanna be like me, you sure are good at  it.

Elena: No, Damon. I didn't tell him I got high on blood like some dirty crackhead and then Dirty Danced with you.
Hayley: Yeah, I don't do teen drama. Take it up with Ty.

Stefan: This is the most important thing that I have ever asked you to do. I  just need you to trust me. Please.
2012-10-25 | 14:30:00 | Kategori: Citat

Citat ur 4x02 "Memorial"

Damon: [on Elena] "You better hope she`s not a fan of Bambi."


Elena: "All I can think about it your hands on my body."


Stefan: "Everything is heightened. Taste. Smell. Sight. Touch."


Damon: "The council`s dead, Liz. I see that as a win."
Liz: "I`ve known some of the council since I was a kid. They were my friends."
Damon: "Well, your friends tried to kill your daughter."


Matt: "If there’s anything I can do, you know, short of giving her a ride, you’ll let me know, right? I’m only alive because she told Stefan to save me first. She’s vampire because of me, so I’d like to pay it back or forward … or whatever."


Elena: "You`re so cheery."
Stefan: "Yeah, because you`re here. And you`re alive. Ish."


Damon: “That seat’s taken.”
Elena: “There’s no one there.”
Damon: “Well, I’m just going to pretend like there’s someone there because the alternative is too damn depressing.”


Damon: "Am I wearing my `I blew up the Council` t-shirt?"


Damon: "Pick your meal. You`ve got Asian fusion... Mexican... What about some good old American comfort food?"



Damon: "Just don`t tell Stefan."
Elena: "Why not?"
Damon: "Because blood sharing is kind of... personal."


Caroline: "This is wrong. A bunch of people died and we`re having sex."
Tyler: "Grief sex. It`s healthy."
Caroline: "It`s selfish."
Tyler: "It`s natural. Besides if we stopped having sex every time somebody died in this town, we`d explode."


Stefan: "Bonnie, I know you`re in there. I can hear you breathing."


Stefan: “I think we have a new vampire hunter in town."
Bonnie: “Oh, that’s bad timing.”


Damon: “Your four-legged protein shake was a bust; the juice box is a no-go. She can’t even keep my blood down.”
Stefan: "She drank from you?"
Damon: "Oops. Did I say that out loud?"



Stefan: “We’re finishing the memorial we didn’t get to have earlier. We need to start healing. We’ve all lost so much, especially recently. We think we’re numb through it. We push it away, we make a joke out of it. We know how we feel. Maybe we should let ourselves grieve.” 


Stefan: "This is for my uncle Zach, and my friend Lexi. For Alaric.
Matt: "This is for Vicky."
Caroline: "This is for my dad, and Tyler’s."
Jeremy: "This is for our parents, for Vicky, Anna, Jenna… Alaric."
Bonnie: "This is for my grams.
Elena: "This is for my mom, my dad, and Jenna… everyone you’ve all lost, everyone this town has lost… and for me. I guess."



2012-10-14 | 09:19:00 | Kategori: Citat

Citat 4x01 "Growing Pains"

Elena: "Oh my god. Matt is he..."
Damon: "Alive? Ask Stefan. The hero."
Elena: "How did you..?"
Damon: "Save you? He didn`t."
Elena: "Does that mean... Am I dead? No, no, that wasn`t supposed to happen."
Stefan: "Maybe it doesn`t have to. I talked to Bonnie. She says she is stronger than ever. There might be something she can do to help you."
Damon: "There is no way out of this. We all know the drill. You feed or you die. There is no door number three."
Stefan: "I never meant for her to die. She asked me to help Matt first and I did."
Damon: "And now the world has one more quaterback. Bravo, brother."
Matt: "It`s all my fault. I was driving. I was saved. She`s a vampire because of me."
[Elena eating bread]
Stefan: "It`s disgusting."
Elena: "No, it`s..."
Stefan: "Disgusting."
Elena: "Yeah, I`m gonna puke."
Elena: "I never thought I would be saying this, but I can`t stop thinking about blood."
Klaus [in Tyler`s body]: "Argh, you incessant woman. Hey mom!"
Klaus [in Tyler`s body]: "Easy love. Wrong time, wrong place, wrong equipment."
Caroline: "Did you just call me love?"
Klaus [in Tyler`s body]: "I don`t know, love. Did I?"
Elena: "Stefan? I need blood. I`m dying."
Elena: "Do you know why I was even on that bridge? I was coming back for you, Stefan. I had to choose and I picked you. Because I love you. No matter what happens, it is the best choice I ever made."
Damon: "Yoohoo. Anybody home? Big bad vampire out here."
Elena: "I remember everything. One of my highlights of my transition. I remember everything you compelled me to forget. Like how you and I met first. You were a stranger and told me to get everything I wanted from life. Damon, why didn`t you tell me?"
2012-09-09 | 19:14:52 | Kategori: Citat

Citat - Heart of Darkness 3x19

Jeremy: "I can’t believe Kol was a vampire."
Damon: "Well, didn’t you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?"
Elena: "Not helping."
2012-08-24 | 19:08:19 | Kategori: Citat


2012-06-25 | 10:57:18 | Kategori: Citat


2012-06-03 | 21:02:03 | Kategori: Citat

Damon citat - Säsong 3

Damon: You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon: Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on Earth?

Damon: How many dessicated hybrids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Damon: I do stupid things, Bonnie... like let my friend die with dignity when I should have just killed him.

Stefan: What's the point of the jailbreak?
Damon: I thought you needed a hug, Stefan

Damon: Sorry I killed you... twice.
Alaric: So I have to actually die to get a real apology out of you.

Damon: Don't be a d**k. Listen to your sister.

Damon: Didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?

Damon: She's lonely, desperate.
Caroline: Clearly. She slept with you.

Damon: We’re vampires Elena. We need human blood to survive. We’re predators. Not puppies.

Damon: Ric, the world can't stop just because you're an accidental serial killer.

Damon: Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.

Damon: I am forming a secret contingency plan.
Elena: What is it?
Damon: If I told you, it wouldn't a secret.

Elena: If you're mad at me, Damon, you need to get over it.
Damon: Oh, I'm over it.

Damon: I'm mad at you because I love you.
Elena: Well maybe that's the problem.

Damon: Can we go back in time to the old Stefan, who cared if Elena lived or died?
Stefan: What for? It's your job now.

Damon: Hey Stef, remember when you killed dad?

Bonnie: What's going on with you two?
Damon: We kissed. Now it's weird.

Alaric: Something's up with Elena. You know what it is?
Damon: I'm sure it starts with a Stef. And ends in an "an."

Klaus: My sister has gone missing.
Damon: Cute. Blonde bombshell. Psycho. Shouldn't be too hard to find.

Damon: I can't drink all this by myself. I mean, I can. But then someone is getting naked.

Damon: What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re not supposed to witchy migraine me.
Bonnie: You’re not supposed to kill Tyler.

Damon: I'd offer you a drink, but Katherine tells me you're more of a vampire-on-the-rocks kind of guy.

Damon: It's very Katherine of you.
Elena: Not the way to make me feel better about myself.
Damon: It was a compliment. Sort of.

Damon: You’re right. I didn’t have to kill you. I do a lot of things I don’t have to do.

Damon: Tyler can't be helped, at least now while Klaus is alive. Which is, like, always.

Damon [to Elena]: I promise you. I will never leave you again.

Caroline: How do I fix him?
Damon: Get a new boyfriend.

Damon: Stop being cute.
Katherine: I can't help it.

Damon: I'm stronger than you, girl.
Caroline: Well, I'm angrier!

Elena: It's an old family recipe, okay?
Damon: I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.

Damon [to Elena]: You know you were dreaming about me.

Elena: You've been dodging my calls.
Damon: Busy day. Dead fake girlfriend and all.

Damon: Stefan is gone. And I don't mean geographically.

Damon: Not cool, brother.
Stefan: Come one. A little bit cool, no?

Damon: It's your party. You can cry if you want to.

2012-05-29 | 20:47:57 | Kategori: Citat


Asså jag bara älskar Damon! /Emelie

2012-05-14 | 21:10:43 | Kategori: Citat


2012-05-14 | 18:35:33 | Kategori: Citat

Damons top 11 spydiga kommentarer - The Departed

Alla älskar vi Damon's "spydiga" kommentarer här har ni topp 11 av wetpaint.

11. Beslut är beslut

Bonnie: It was her call.
Damon: You know what else was her call? Every bad thing ever.

10. Dude!
Damon (när Klaus ögon öppnas): Whoa. Creepy.

9. Jag älskar dig också, bror
Damon (to Stefan): Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on earth?

8. Tur i lottningen
Damon: Our life is one big proverbial coin toss.

7. Lagrings utrymme
Damon: Mini fridge. Couple of birdcages. Box full of Playboys. One beef-jerkified Original.

 6. Så han kan bli svag
Damon: I was going to use Unit 666 but I figured that would be a little obvious.

5. Otålig
Damon: Just jam the witch locator... bat signal... whatever and get on with it, Bonnie!

4. Efterklokhet är 20/20
Stefan: What would you have done, Damon?
Damon: Grabbed her. Gagged her. Throw her in a well. I don’t know — anything other than let her trust Elijah.
Stefan: You know she’d just hate you for it, right?
Damon: Yeah, but she’d be alive, hating me. Thus the eternal difference between you and me, brother.

3. Hejdå, älskling
Damon: Well, I guess you’ll just have to say goodbye for both of us. Call me if you cough up a lung.

2. Konstatera det uppenbara
Damon (to Alaric): I see you’re still pissed. I take it goldilocks gave you the slip.

1. Inte spydigt - bara ledsamt
Damon (to Elena): I get it. Stefan. It’s always gonna be Stefan.

2012-05-13 | 20:46:51 | Kategori: Citat

Citat - Topp 20

20. I do what I want
Bonnie: The spirits don’t get to tell me what to do anymore. I’m done getting pushed around by all of you.
True words
Klaus (to Caroline while in Tyler’s body): I’m a lost cause. But you’re strong and you have a beautiful future ahead of you.
Back in the day…
Elena: Jeremy locked himself in the bathroom again. Does he think we don’t know what he’s doing in there?
Aunt Jenna: Jeremy’s 14. They don’t think.
In other words “I love you, man!”
Damon (to Stefan): Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on earth?
He’s the law
Alaric: I’m getting this town back under control.
Bonnie saw it all coming!
Bonnie: Say what you want, but I’ve got a bad feeling about the bonfire tonight.
Choose or lose
Stefan: Nothing wrong with free will, Matt. Trust me. You don’t realize that until you lose it.
You call that a good deal?
Alaric: Find out where Klaus’s body is being hidden. I’ll kill him and all his siblings. Then when I die vampires will no longer exist.
Jeremy: But the only way for you to die is if Elena dies.
Alaric:  Then lock me up. Have Bonnie put a spell on me like she did Klaus... Let Elena live a long, healthy human life. And when her life is over, mine will be too.
12. To quote Bon Jovi, “it’s my life…”
Tyler: This is our lives. Let me protect you.
If we have to spend the rest of our lives running, I will run with you. But first I have to help my friends.
Can a girl get a moment alone with an Original?
Bonnie (to Damon about an incapacitated Klaus): Elena and Jeremy lost Jenna and Alaric because of him [Klaus]. Tyler’s a hybrid. My mother’s a vampire. Could you give me a minute to just to just appreciate the sight of him like this?
Tea party pooper
Matt: Sorry. I over-honeyed. I suck at tea.

9. Amen!
Elena: You should love the person that makes you glad to be alive.
A crazy kind of love
Elena: The problem is: Damon. When I’m with him he consumes me.
. Stefan is his brother’s speaker
Damon: Well, I guess you’ll just have to say goodbye for both of us. Call me if you cough up a lung.
Choose and lose
Bonnie: It was her call.
Damon: You know what else was her call? Every bad thing ever.
So sarcastic
Rebekah (to Stefan): You’re alive. Congratulations.
Little did she know
Elena: It’s Mystic Falls. Nothing bad ever happens here.
‘Ric’s got your back
Alaric’s ghost: I just want you to know that I will always be here to look after you, Jeremy. You never have to be alone.
The truth shall…
Elena: I care about you Damon, which is why I have to let you go. I mean, maybe if you and I had met first…
…break a heart
Damon: If it was just down to him and me and you had to make a choice who got the goodbye, who would it be?
Elena: I love him, Damon. He came into my life at a time when I needed someone and I fell for him instantly. No matter what I feel for you, I never unfall for him.
Damon: Yeah, I get it. Stefan. It’s always gonna be Stefan.


2012-05-11 | 21:31:59 | Kategori: Citat

Citat - "The Departed" 3x22

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Elena: No matter what I feel for you, I never unfelt for him.

Elena: That's what love should be. You should love the person that makes you glad to be alive.

Stefan: I promise I will do everything in my power to make sure we all come back.

Bonnie: It was her call.
Damon: Know what else was her call? Every bad thing ever.

Tyler: We've gotta travel light. So what do you need?
Caroline: Just you. And maybe a curling iron.

Tyler [to Caroline]: Let me protect you.

Caroline: Want some tea? Maybe some vodka? Both will help you sleep.

Damon: Our life is one, big proverbial coin toss.

Damon [to Stefan]: Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on Earth?

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