Your Swedish Update About The Vampire Diaries

Klaus: Join us for a drink.
Caroline: I'd rather die of thirst, but thanks!

Elena: What are you doing here:
Rebekah: Not much. Unless you try to run, in which case I get to kill you.

Alaric: I'm surprised you have time to call, what with all this Original sex you've been having?

Stefan: She's better off without me? She's sure as Hell better off without you.
Damon: Fine. Neither one of us gets her.

Elena: If you're mad at me, Damon, you need to get over it.
Damon: Oh, I'm over it.